We plugged this page into the GenderAnalyzer website (which uses AI to determine if a particular page was written by a man, with "most manly" at 100%).  We only scored 64%, not as manly as we'd like.  We need to work on this.

Meantime, while Mrs. Altadenablog is out of town, we need to make breakfast and iron the kids' clothes …
Other scores:

Altadena Sheriff's Station: 100%
Sheriff's Support Group: 84% (it's that "support" thing that threw it off)
Chaney Trail/Millard Canyon: 97% (how come Alice Wessen is manlier than we are?)
Altadena Weathercam: 93% (Bill Westphal is manlier than us, which we don't dispute, but not as manly as Alice!)
State & Lake: 52%.  By the thoughtful and "out" A.D. Odom, GenderAnalyzer says the site says "quite gender neutral."
Altadena Library: 96%.  Man, even the librarians are manlier than us!