Oh criminal–or two or three,
whoever you might be;
technology will step right up,
and find you, can’t you see?

So close to JPL we are,
and you think you can win?
HOOTY will live to hoot once more,
when— community kicks in!

Perhaps a night vision camera
will hide among the trees.
Or maybe there’s a lo-jack size,
and siren,that will please.

So JPL, attention please,
we need some clever thought.
Please volunteer some great ideas
so vandals can be caught!

This city has a birth date soon,
and  Owen’s stone’s intact.
So celebrate please, HERITAGE,
that we’ve got HOOTY’s back!

So Altadena HERITAGE,
please add to your display,.
and add a box to raise some funds
 for HOOTY’s new birthday.

For HOOTY, he will rise again,
you can’t keep good owls down!
And Voldemort-ish vandal types,
GET OUT! Get out of town!