Following Dr. Barkman's suggestion, we went looking for wolf urine to keep the coyotes away — and where better to start your shopping than at Amazon?  And guess what: Amazon DOES stock wolf urine.

Bad news: they won't ship it to California.  (We didn't know there was ANYTHING forbidden in California other than having a job-creating business). 

Good news: the customer reviews.  We'll leave it at that.

Of course, there's always PMart.