Writing from our undisclosed location …

and saw this story on the La Canada Valley Sun website: Ara Badashian, 35 of Altadena was arrested for the very retro crime of stealing hubcaps.  (Wonder if he was armed with a zip gun and switchblade, too? When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way …)

This is mostly a stupid criminal trick because a smart crook WOULDN'T STEAL HUBCAPS IN A SECURE NASA FACILITY!  If you can avoid the cougars, you probably can't avoid the guards!